Yellow Isn't So Mellow

I don't know why, but I have never EVER liked the color YELLOW!  I don't know what there is about it that I don't like.  It is my sister's favorite color...her bedroom was even yellow.  Mom would buy us clothes and it would never fail...she would buy my sister a purple shirt and me a yellow one!  Ugh.  She knows my favorite color is purple...why was my room purple and my sister's yellow???

Yellow reminds me of urine.  I don't care for yellow cars...I really get annoyed just looking at them on the roadways.  Sorry if you own a yellow car...I don't care for yellow houses, yellow dogs or yellow cats.  I've tried to like them, but yellow is simply unsuitable.  I used to always choose red apples over yellow ones and pink lemonade over regular.  I would never buy a yellow toothbrush, comb or soap and certainly never a yellow bottle of shampoo!

Yellow squash makes me turn up my nose and so do yellow peppers.  I love corn and pineapple though.

Yellow signifies a coward or deceit.  Yellow-bellied also means a coward.  Here are other words that are associated with yellow:

lemon
yellow ocher
golden
cream
mustard
mellow yellow

Do any of the words above even sound half-way cool?  Only one.  It is definitely only half-way cool...Mellow Yellow is a pretty laid-back term, but I just can't like it because yellow is attached!  Yellow ocher?  That sounds hideous.  Cream?  Ew!  Mustard is just a gross-sounding word even though I like mustard on my hotdog.  Yellow.  What if the Beatles sang about living in a Purple Submarine?  Wouldn't that have been better?!  Yellow.  I dislike yellow.  Yellow is oh so smelly-O and ugly-O!